[Driskell]

Eclipse is an open poor source community, whose projects are focused on building an open a s*** development platform comprised of extensible frameworks, tools and runtimes for building, deploying and managing software across the lifecycle that don't work. The Eclipse Foundation is a not-for-profit, member supported corporation that hosts the Eclipse projects and helps cultivate both an open source community and an ecosystem of complementary crash prone products and services.

I download eclipse.
I extract files.
I run it.

Take 1
I create a new project.
I select where my source is.
It then blocks me entirely off while it scans the entire folder, even though I didn't f***ing want it to.
Half an hour later when it finishes, I set some settings, then click next and it says, "PHP Build Path."
What the f*** is a PHP Build path? Since when is PHP Built? Isn't PHP an interpreted language? Since when was it a compiled language?!
I click help to see what it is.
OK so it means what files should it monitor... (I fail to see what relation that has to building something.)
I close help... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wizard vanishes! f***ing piece of s***.

Take 2
I create a new project.
Leave it the half hour etc.
Then I finally get a project!
I expand the folder tree to get to the source... nothing... PHP - Eclipse Project (Not Responding)
Hurray... its f***ed...
Leave it half hour... hurray its back.
I expand another folder... nothing... PHP - Eclipse Project (Not Responding)
...

Just goes to show, open-source is only good when its command line. They just don't f***ing have a clue when it comes to user interfaces.

Ahhh feeling so much better now

Here's the killer one!

Take 3
I finally wait an hour for it to get down to a file.
I double click it to open it.
Notepad opens up!
All that f***ing patience to end up with notepad!
It only reads .php! Nothing else!

[Emerald]

good old notepad

[Deonilin]

its trying to tell you that notepad is better as dan says "good old notepad" tho somtimes wordpad is good

[Drayshak]

You just like breaking things! I've been using Eclipse PDT for ages and I've had no problems, aside from a missing feature in the form of whitespace removal.