[Knit]

Okay, this is a topic dedicated to the documentation of classic lines or conversations that our members have unleashed upon us over the years! Either via IRC (MSN, mIRC, ingame text, etc.) or voice communication or even posts here on the forums (links to which would be grand!)
Don't forget to credit the author! Yeah, pretty much a topic just for Typh!

I'll start with a winner from earlier tonight:

Typh said:

These guys are about as low as Einstein's IQ

[Deonilin]

Damnit why hadnt this been created before cant remeber the qoutes now! Still i thought an old topic did exist?

Credits to typh and maybe dan can correct it, its not an exact qoute. However it included having whales under bridges in holland which kill german torists becuase they dont like having their photos taken.

[TyphoonR]

oh my this gonna b a spam topic like mad
besides most of the time i can't even remember what i've said

oh my god, that's one fat baby!

XD can remember that 1, dan shud know some more

[Emerald]

this should just be about typh... no1 else is as funny

(i'll do one at a time to keep this topic alive though!)

"dat scout is doin' ma 'ed in" - Typh imitating Black Panther (chav)

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Credits to typh and maybe dan can correct it, its not an exact qoute. However it included having whales under bridges in holland which kill german torists becuase they dont like having their photos taken.

deon - "yeah, students and people in Oxford jump off bridges in May or something every year and there wasn't enough water so they were all getting injured"
emerald - "nice to know some of the best minds in the country are doing stuff like that! got anything like that in Typhland?"
Typhoon - "In holand, if you jump off a bridge, you get killed by a whale."

or something

[Driskell]

Emerald, on Feb 12 2009, 02:47 PM, said:

deon - "yeah, students and people in Oxford jump off bridges in May or something every year and there wasn't enough water so they were all getting injured"
emerald - "nice to know some of the best minds in the country are doing stuff like that! got anything like that in Typhland?"
Typhoon - "In holand, if you jump off a bridge, you get killed by a whale."

or something

[TyphoonR]

had completly forgot about the black panther quote xD that must have been over 2 years ago

YOU DON'T LIKE COFFEE?! to zenix i think when he said he didn't like coffee

[Deonilin]

"water!"

"hello Richid"

not sure who the orginator was, possibly dan or typh but to put them in is quoting the css serction of the clan.

[Knit]

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Knit: HIIIII!!
Dan: It'z time to vwin

[Emerald]

*Typh throws a HE grenade behind me*
"he just came flying at me... like Jesus!" - Typhoon
"Jesus can fly now, can he?" - Emerald
"If anyone could fly, it would be Jesus" - Typhoon

[Driskell]

Emerald, on Feb 14 2009, 06:56 PM, said:

*Typh throws a HE grenade behind me*
"he just came flying at me... like Jesus!" - Typhoon
"Jesus can fly now, can he?" - Emerald
"If anyone could fly, it would be Jesus" - Typhoon

In an attempt at not coming off hypocritical due to spamming rules, I will say now that that quote was funny, and everyone should laugh at it!
There, I think that safely justifies this post

[TyphoonR]

who made up knit's shiny bottox again?
its not even a quote, it just is - a fact.

[Emerald]

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who made up knit's shiny bottox again?

well originally i had shiney buttox cuz i'm 'dan MACHINE' but then somehow it became knit. still not clear on who started it though

"asking these guys to reg(*) is like asking Jesus not to fly" - Typhoon

(*) - Reg: Register hits in the game.

[TyphoonR]

oh ye we started off with shiny buttons then that changed into buttox and onto knit xD

[Knit]

Emerald, on Feb 16 2009, 04:36 PM, said:

well originally i had shiney buttox cuz i'm 'dan MACHINE' but then somehow it became knit. still not clear on who started it though

TyphoonR, on Feb 16 2009, 06:02 PM, said:

oh ye we started off with shiny buttons then that changed into buttox and onto knit xD

I have no recollection of either of these! I stole Bender's "shiney metal ass" from Futurama to be my new "shiney buttocks"

[Emerald]

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I have no recollection of either of these!

sounds about right, rummy! too rummed up to remember =)))

[TulKas]

Agreed with Duncan, I can't remember any of the amazing ones nor do I have any of my logs


<3 Ollie !

One up the bum, no harm done!

One up the rectum don't affect em!

One in the anus is painless!

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Bronze: whoever don't think so, we will fight you. with our aids muscle.

Typh: define aids muscle? sounds bit scary

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Typh: I'm gonna scout your AIDS !

[Driskell]

TulKas, on Feb 16 2009, 08:40 PM, said:

<3 Ollie !

One up the bum, no harm done!

One up the rectum don't affect em!

One in the anus is painless!

What about two?

[Knit]

Driskell, on Feb 16 2009, 11:48 PM, said:

What about two?

Well that's just one... but twice!



Another popular and unfortunately common phrase is "KNITNADE!"

[Emerald]

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Another popular and unfortunately common phrase is "KNITNADE!"

Definition: When Richard Knight is killed by a High Explosive Grenade.

"That guy is warping more than the starship Enterprise" - Typhoon, complaining about people lagging.

[TyphoonR]

as well as the knightnade 1 nade to kill both nick and knit

It's not really a quote but i do have photo evidence

 Deon.jpg (77.46K)
Number of downloads: 16

[TulKas]

TyphoonR, on Feb 17 2009, 08:18 AM, said:

It's not really a quote but i do have photo evidence

What game is that ... surely not depicting a "Brothers Knight" kill ?

Flashbang kills are on a far greater magnitude of awesomeness tho imo

[Deonilin]

he is qouting deon the caravan driver. game is titans quest i think, tho i have never played it.

[TyphoonR]

TulKas, on Feb 17 2009, 11:47 PM, said:

What game is that ... surely not depicting a "Brothers Knight" kill ?

Flashbang kills are on a far greater magnitude of awesomeness tho imo

its titan quest, immortal throne (the expansion)

and the knitnade is just a thing flashbang kills arent knitnades because knitnades are just epic XD doesnt matter what nade - its a knit nade anyway

[Emerald]

"let's try going around the side and... WOAH, THAT'S ONE FAT BABY!" - Typhoon, discussing tactics on DE_CBBLE

[Am1go]

Kipster 2 nice songs (:

1. Amiiiigo, hes got an egoo!
2. oh elveeen, you've got big pelveeen!